Okay, so Samantha, feels that the crucial (cr00sh) part of understanding this blog (after awhile, the word gets easier to say, and less...dirty) would be realizing that it's written by two very different individuals. Well, I say nay! I personally feel that the crucial part in reading this blog, is that I write like I am on crack and that Samantha is an actual journalist, and that this mother effer actually has no theme whatsoever. Which, I guess, is what she was actually saying. So, um maybe I just wanted to clarify that.
Also, I was thinking about this today, because, like, hello? do I think about anything else? no, I don't. In case you were wondering. Right, so I was thinking, should this lovely blog(z0rz) have a theme? Or should it just be my batshit ramblings and awful teenage poetry with occasional bouts of Samantha's sensible social commentary. Or should it have a logical pattern, maybe a music blog? NO TOO MANY. maybe a celebrity gossip blog? ACH, SO TRITE. maybe a political commentary blog? ARE YOU KIDDING? probs. I probs am kidding. So, this will probably just end up being me shooting the shit. About random stuffs. Because, I challenge you to find a topic that hasn't yet been explored and exploited on the interwebs. challenge. dare, even.

Also, one of the man differences between Samantha and I, is that while I believe in happiness, she believes in nothing.

Also, expect Project Runway reviews.

You know you're mother fucking crossing your fingers for Daniel. Or like, burning incense in front of your Heidi Klum effigy. Whatever you kids do these days.