I'm just sayin' massive Project Runway spoilers, more spoilers than the West Coast Customs garage.
Okay, mother fuckers, I've been telling you for weeks (for weeks!) that Kara was so out. Not only is she South African, but she also has really un-creative designs. No, I'm kidding, about the South African part. Well, she's still South African, but that's no reason for her to get eliminated. Look, her designs have been rather lack-luster, especially since they began independently designing, I don't think she has even won a challenge on her own. It was time for her to go. If not sooner. In fact, I would have rather Nick stayed, and her go. I think he has far more potential. And I found it really odd when Michael Korrs was like, "Kara, did you design that dress you are wearing?" Except that I agreed with the point that he was making, she has been far too careful with her designs. The dress she was wearing was a lot nicer then anything she has designed. I actually really liked it.
And Santino, is still here. What the fuck, srsly, what the fuck. Get out of my house Santino. Leave. Honestly, he even goes as far as to distract me from studying for Jewish History, all his fault. Let me tell you. Or not. Okay, so he is really crazy (delicious) creative. He just keeps throwing shit onto his outfits, like literally, human waste. I attribute this to a complex he has developed due to his premature balding. Just a theory. Also, just another theory, maybe, maybe the judges (or the big man upstairs... aka the producers at Bravo TV) are like, "Hey, we need a fucking crazy ass mother fucker to bring some dramaz!!!!!!11!! to the show!" Hence, Santino still being here. Although, his bizarre Renaissance Fair design was kind of welcome, as this week's dresses were more boring then a dance-off at my grandmother's assisted living home.
Daniel won. I told you, I TOLD YOU. NEVER DOUBT ME EVER AGAIN. I KNEW IT WITHOUT EVEN WATCHING THE SHOW. BECAUSE I AM GOD. ALL HAIL ME. I AM THE NEW MESSIAH. ok just kidding. everyone and their college counselor knows that Daniel is good. mmm good. Did you see the video at the end, the one of him in 5 months? mmm nice hair cut Daniel, want to go to the Saves The Day show with me? I'll totally save you some room in the pit. Wait, do they even have pits at STD shows? pff. std. lol. tee hee hee. HOKAY.
Finally Chloe. A favorite among some. aka my brosef. Her dress this week had a beautiful idea behind it, unfortunately it was poorly executed. Had it not been, this week would have been hers. Undoubtedly. Okay, maybe with like 2 cups of doubt and a dash of cajun spices. Well, I'm glad she's still here. She's cute and has a good head on her petite shoulders.
Also, next week? Uh, an episode consisting of a reunion, I mean, I'm all for the drama rama. But if nothing gets designed. I am totally giving Heidi a beatdown. baby or not. well not, since she's probably already had the baby. And, like, I'm kind of afraid of Seal. Right, well, for my last thought, I will leave you with a question, "Remember all that crazy shit they used to pull last season, like the dresses made out of condiment wrappers? Whatever happened to that?"
Okay, mother fuckers, I've been telling you for weeks (for weeks!) that Kara was so out. Not only is she South African, but she also has really un-creative designs. No, I'm kidding, about the South African part. Well, she's still South African, but that's no reason for her to get eliminated. Look, her designs have been rather lack-luster, especially since they began independently designing, I don't think she has even won a challenge on her own. It was time for her to go. If not sooner. In fact, I would have rather Nick stayed, and her go. I think he has far more potential. And I found it really odd when Michael Korrs was like, "Kara, did you design that dress you are wearing?" Except that I agreed with the point that he was making, she has been far too careful with her designs. The dress she was wearing was a lot nicer then anything she has designed. I actually really liked it.
And Santino, is still here. What the fuck, srsly, what the fuck. Get out of my house Santino. Leave. Honestly, he even goes as far as to distract me from studying for Jewish History, all his fault. Let me tell you. Or not. Okay, so he is really crazy (delicious) creative. He just keeps throwing shit onto his outfits, like literally, human waste. I attribute this to a complex he has developed due to his premature balding. Just a theory. Also, just another theory, maybe, maybe the judges (or the big man upstairs... aka the producers at Bravo TV) are like, "Hey, we need a fucking crazy ass mother fucker to bring some dramaz!!!!!!11!! to the show!" Hence, Santino still being here. Although, his bizarre Renaissance Fair design was kind of welcome, as this week's dresses were more boring then a dance-off at my grandmother's assisted living home.
Daniel won. I told you, I TOLD YOU. NEVER DOUBT ME EVER AGAIN. I KNEW IT WITHOUT EVEN WATCHING THE SHOW. BECAUSE I AM GOD. ALL HAIL ME. I AM THE NEW MESSIAH. ok just kidding. everyone and their college counselor knows that Daniel is good. mmm good. Did you see the video at the end, the one of him in 5 months? mmm nice hair cut Daniel, want to go to the Saves The Day show with me? I'll totally save you some room in the pit. Wait, do they even have pits at STD shows? pff. std. lol. tee hee hee. HOKAY.
Finally Chloe. A favorite among some. aka my brosef. Her dress this week had a beautiful idea behind it, unfortunately it was poorly executed. Had it not been, this week would have been hers. Undoubtedly. Okay, maybe with like 2 cups of doubt and a dash of cajun spices. Well, I'm glad she's still here. She's cute and has a good head on her petite shoulders.
Also, next week? Uh, an episode consisting of a reunion, I mean, I'm all for the drama rama. But if nothing gets designed. I am totally giving Heidi a beatdown. baby or not. well not, since she's probably already had the baby. And, like, I'm kind of afraid of Seal. Right, well, for my last thought, I will leave you with a question, "Remember all that crazy shit they used to pull last season, like the dresses made out of condiment wrappers? Whatever happened to that?"
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